Got too much time on your hands?
Got no life?
Got you a noggin full of clever and nothing to slather it on?
Then slather us in your dang cleverocityismness by helping us come up with a great name for shitty drink ’cause something this gawd-awful should have some kinda handle so when ya try and order one in a bar you’ll know exactly why you’re pickin’ up your bloody “chicklets” after the bartender cracks you in the pie-hole for thinkin’ you’re a dick.
Name That Drank!
Win you a badass Fusebox Church Flask!